
Krabs rushes out of his office, scoops up the loose change, and begins washing it off in the sink.
SPONGEBOB I DUNNO FULL
SPONGEBOB I DUNNO HOW TO
SpongeBob: (finally loses it) DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO TIE A KNOOOOOOOOT?! Painty: Arrgh! I be just a paintin' of a head! SpongeBob: (panics and runs off to Jellyfish Fields, where he finds a group of jellyfish) Could any of you show me how to tie my laces? (the jellyfish sting him in a blaze of electricity next, he lifts a rock to reveal a group of sea urchins) Could you, you, you, you, you, or you show me how to tie a knot? (the sea urchins scatter next, he addresses a pair of eyes looking out of a cave mouth) Could you show me how to tie a simple knot? (the pair of eyes suddenly turns into dozens of eyes, revealing a monster who gulps down SpongeBob in one bite he finds a fisherman's skeleton in the monster's mouth) Could you show me how to tie my shoes? (the monster fires SpongeBob through his blowhole he lands on the picture of Painty the Pirate from the opening credits) Could you show me how to tie my shoes? (in a wider shot, we see that she is indeed an eel she tickles SpongeBob's nose with her tail) SpongeBob: (runs up to another customer) Could you show me how to tie my shoes?Ĭustomer: Well, I would, but. SpongeBob: (gasps, then runs up to Krusty Krab customer) Could you show me how to tie my shoes?Ĭustomer: (points toward floor) Uh, fins? (SpongeBob looks at the customer's bare fins, then runs off) (shot of Krabs' bare feet accompanied by dramatic musical sting) SpongeBob: (brightening) So you'll show me how?


SpongeBob: I've forgotten how to tie my shoes.
